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The Machine Girl @ B-Movie Beatdown!

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009
April 30, 2009
8:30 pmto10:30 pm

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“Ami (Minase Yashiro, in her film debut) is a tough but otherwise average high school girl, trying to lead a normal life. Her world comes crashing down when her brother and his friend are killed by ruthless bullies. As Ami tracks down the ringleader, she is surprised to discover the bullies’ association with a sinister ninja yakuza family. When she goes after her revenge, she soon finds herself in over her head and minus her left arm. Barely surviving, Ami escapes and seeks out shelter from two kindly garage mechanics. They take pity on her, fitting her with a high-powered machine gun where her arm used to be. She then teams up with the chainsaw-wielding mother (Asami) of her brother’s slain friend and together they unleash an unholy, non-stop, over-the-top kill fest against the equally creative machinery (drill bra, flying guillotine) of their relentless ninja enemies.”
I mean seriously, do I need to say anything else? We’ve been waiting to screen this movie at the Beatdown for MONTHS! If you miss this one, you’ll probably lock yourself into a dark room and cry for at least a few days. Don’t screw the pooch, get to this Beatdown.

As always, Free Admission and Popcorn & Refreshments for purchase!

Counter Cosby, Ouch Me Arse!, presented by Arbco Records

Saturday, April 18th, 2009
April 25, 2009
8:00 pmto11:00 pm

Free Show at Replay! More details to come!

Animation Night at Replay on April 16!!

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009
April 16, 2009
9:00 pmto10:30 pm

This month, Animation night at Replay is on Thursday, April 16th. The show starts at 9 p.m. Come on out and see the best animation we can find from old stuff your grandparents used to watch all the way to the cutting edge cartoons of tomorrow! And if you’re REALLY good, after the show, I’ll play the brand new stop-motion video for the Prodigy’s song “Warriors Dance”!

This week, I’ll also be showing a couple of the more trippy abstract films that make Ted’s sphincter clench like a vice when we see them at the festivals! But don’t worry, I’ve picked some short ones and I won’t be showing anything seizure inducing…unless you REALLY want to see them! 8)

Hope to see you there. :)

B-Movie Beatdown: Godzilla vs MechaGodzilla

Sunday, April 5th, 2009
April 9, 2009
8:30 pmto11:00 pm

 

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It’s got a giant lizard… It’s got a giant metal lizard… It’s even got a…um… (what exactly IS King Seeser anyway?)… oh, ah, All this and ape-like space-men too!

We’re going all the way back to 1977 in order to bring you the classic monster flick: “Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla”

Come to the B-Movie Beatdown Thursday night and be ready to devour this feast of awesomely bad cinema!

Show starts at 8:30-ish, this Thursday night, April 9th!

Mutant Aliens at Replay!

Sunday, March 29th, 2009
April 2, 2009
8:30 pmto10:30 pm

Mutant Aliens

Thursday, March 2nd at Replay…Animation Night takes over the B-Movie Beatdown!!

We’re going to be screening “Mutant Aliens” from Bill Plympton, America’s most prolific independant animator! If Bill ever made a film that invites audience participation, this is the one!

“An astronaut left in space returns after 20 years . . . with a VENGEANCE! This film has it ALL: Endearing Aliens, Astronaut Heroes, Beautiful Women, Corporate Secret Societies, and Explosions . . . many, many explosions! This animated feature will be the cutest invasion ever to strike your shelves!”

Show starts at 8:30p.m. (and if you’re really nice, I’ll even throw in a cartoon before the movie).